Could Spring Be Here???

Saturday, March 24th, 2007. Volume 1, Issue 1



A Nice Place To Live But...
Jeez, don't ya just love when the neighbors start yelling and arguing...outdoors. For some darn reason they think the whole neighborhood wants to hear them screaming "your no f***ing good, get the h**l out of here" which you can hear loudly any where in town. Lovely! Oh, and the loud truck that wakes everyone by setting off every car alarm in the township, we salute you... love those who disturb the peace (Midasize it, please!)
And please, if you know someone who allows their dogs to 'poop' in our front yards, there is a 'pooper-scooper' law in effect in Shrewsbury Township. There are a lot of children in town and they really don't need that to roll around in, now do they? Call or visit the Township Zoning Officer at the Township Office in the Community Center if you would like to report an offender. We do not have a 'regular' police force (Shrewsbury Township is patrolled by the New Jersey State Police) therefore violations such as parking, trash not in dumpster or a container, and, yes, the initial complaint about pet nuisances, such as smelly crap next to a walkway or porch.

Weather For The Week, In A Nutshell
Welcome to SPRING...seems mother nature gave us our last snow and is rewarding us with some milder weather and a little rain.
Ok, girls, time to take off the winter clothes (hehehe... ;-) .

Observation of the week: 3/24/07
I get a kick out of the 'unknowing' who just love to park in the driveways of Shrewsbury Arms, right along side the orange painted curb. Be forewarned...I was a volunteer fireman, and if there's a fire in one of the buildings, when the firetruck comes and sees your car in the driveway, he may push it (oops, did you lock it and put it in Park?) out of the way with his firetruck to get to the back parking lot to save someone or put out a boiler fire (orange curb means 'NO PARKING-FIRE ZONE'). At the least it will be ticketed and/or towed by the police officer in charge of the fire scene (I'm sure your lease has a clause about abiding by the building parking regulations, which means parking in between the lines in the provided parking spaces, not wherever your 'lazy a*s' wants to park it!).

Trivia Question Of The Week! 3/24/07
Where is the International Bowling Museum and Hall of Fame? (Answer in next weeks edition of The Shrewsbury Township Gazette.)

Editors Note
Please, if you want to make a statement (politico's welcome as are members of 'officialdom'), have any news, gossip, gripe (you want to 'pitch a b***h' about anything!), be my guest. But be forewarned...Offensive language (without the little * thingies) and offensive, hurtful or downright mean comments won't be there for long...this is edited frequently each day.
I will be adding content, news, and pictures shortly...Stay tuned for a look at your town. I am trying to offer a community forum here with the benefit of remaining anonymous...a sort of get together of friends, neighbors (yes, even the 'strange' ones...hehehe) and interested and/or disinterested parties...party...be right there.